…in your pants?

27 Aug

Of Charles’ and Razor Blades

29 Jun

Most of you, I dare say, have heard of The Pirates Charles.

According to the latest episode of Bilgemunky Radio (ep 176) some guy went and saw The Pirates Charles one night. He had never seen nor heard of them before that night.
He decided that they were suitably awesome that he was found backstage later that night having the The Pirates Charles logo carved into his back with a razor blade. That shit is intense!


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Pirates of the Great Salt Lake

29 Jun

Is a pretty good movie.

I engiferated some bits of it.

EDIT: THE GIFS ARE BROKEN BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO BIG FOR THE WORDPRESS. I KNOW HOW TO FIX IT, CAN’T BE BOTHERED. GIVE ‘EM A CLICKETY CLACK AND THEY WILL WORK.

This next one is out of the outtakes.

I like that first panel of that gif.

I wonder if I can make it a meme. Probably not, but it’s worth a shot.

How ’bout I give you the blank so you can help.

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I just realised…

29 Jun

…my metric of how much I hate something.

I compare it with my hatred of Giraffes. Which is almost the maximum extreme.
Then I compare it with my hatred of ninjas. Which is about as trivial as you can get whilst still being hatred.
See where it falls between those.

INNER DIALOGUE
Why do I always slice open my left hand…
Because ¬†you’re always holding the knife with the right, you idiot.
Oh yeah.

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Yesterday

15 Jun

I got home and read a letter.

Then I roared, and screamed, and bellowed and ranted and roared some more.
Then I drank some rum and practiced accordion rather angstily. It felt so odd.

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Richard Owen again

1 Jun

Dude who coined the term “Dinosaur” and was the trailblazer of using the occult to reanimate the fozzilised remains of long dead monsters.

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Wait, wait, wait. Stop.

25 May


If the answer is no, then you need to do something about that.
All the best movies have muppets in them.
Dear Muppets,
Promise me that you will never die.

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THE PAST-TIME THAT WOULDN’T DIE!!!

25 May


Check back on sunday for more.

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What it would take to get me to watch ACA

24 May


So pretty much: Dinosaurs and Puns.

Oh, and also outright stating that the show is idiotic instead of just hinting at it and letting anyone with half a brain figure it out.

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Captain Blood

23 May

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