Archive | May, 2011

Wait, wait, wait. Stop.

25 May

If the answer is no, then you need to do something about that.
All the best movies have muppets in them.
Dear Muppets,
Promise me that you will never die.




25 May

Check back on sunday for more.


What it would take to get me to watch ACA

24 May

So pretty much: Dinosaurs and Puns.

Oh, and also outright stating that the show is idiotic instead of just hinting at it and letting anyone with half a brain figure it out.


Captain Blood

23 May


Pirates of the Caribbean: The Deathly Hallows

22 May

But wait, it gets funnier because ron is spanish for rum. Multifaceted humour funtimes!
Wait… I think that makes it a pun…


Strange Tides Indeed

21 May

Alluding to stuff from PotC: On Stranger Tides, so if you haven’t seen it then fair warning.

When they’re in the boat waiting for the mermaids and the zombie guy’s all like “Sing. They like to hear the singing.”
I started singing this in my head and almost burst out laughing in the cinema.


21 May

The movie was pretty good too.
Liked it better than the third easily. Maybe more than the second as well.

The actual fountain of youth looked like a corporate water feature, which I found amusing.

I will…

13 May

I will apply for more jobs online.
I will start posting here more often.
I will start working on my art more often.
I will clean my room.
I will clean my car.
I will cook dinner more often.
I will clean out the fan in my laptop.
I will clean out the fan in the family computer.
I will restack the woodbox.
I will sort out my dirty washing.
I will unstack the dishwasher.
I will work on my art.
I will get in contact with people from my hometown while I’m down here.
I will reorganize everything in my car.
I will go shopping for mum’s birthday.
I will cook dinner more often.
I will clean the kitchen.

Go suck on a toad.
I’ve been sick for almost a week now.
I’ll do it when I don’t feel like a reanimated sack of crap.


Cross Promotional C***

12 May

Clickety click clack.


Beyond the Frame

6 May

I enjoying pretending speech bubbles from out of frame sources were ethereal and other-worldly.


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