Archive | April, 2011

Ye’ll Ne’er Return

22 Apr


Geddit, cos it’s BlackBeard!
It’s funny because I explained the joke.

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Hipster Lystrosaurus

22 Apr

Then being a lystrosaurus went mainstream in the early triassic and the hipster subspecies went extinct ironically.

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seagullman is my friend

21 Apr

I like this song.
I like the album it’s off.
I like being deliberately obscure.
I don’t like this thirty days of music thing, it shits me off.
If you did it all at once, then I might actually pay attention.

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Molly

21 Apr

Trying to get into the habit of posting more often again.
I’ve been very slack for almost no reason. Here is a post while I try to think of something good to post.

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Bandaid

10 Apr


Out of sight, out of mind and the placebo effect in a wonderful partnership. Until you can see the blood starting to spread out from underneath the middle.

The bandaid has since come off and I gotta say, it’s rather disappointing. Hopefully it will scar well though, gotta get something out of this.

I was looking at it last night and thinking that it was lucky it was my left hand, because you don’t use your left hand for anything.
“Hang on,” I thought “It’s always my left hand that I slash open. I wonder why that is.”
“It’s because you’re always holding the knife in your right hand.” Answered the part of my brain that always answers the stupid questions that I ask myself.

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TRUE STORY

8 Apr


I actually almost blacked out from blood loss at one point. It was great.
The amazing rendering is mostly due to the fact that I used the trackpad on my laptop instead of my graphic tablet.

This party better be worth it!

Also, typing with one hand is hard.

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The Brods Prayer

3 Apr

Our burger who art in heaven
Hallowed be thy name
When number comes
Thy will be nommed
In Bowen Park as it is in heaven
Give us this day our daily brod
And forgive us our impatience
As we forgive those winged who steal our chips
And lead us not into the lake
But deliver us from hunger

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